[TWILIGHT]
So I'm a princess
Am I right for this job?
I guess it all depends
I've got my pros and cons
But why'd they choose me?
They could have picked literally any of my friends

They also have their strengths
And their weaknesses
They have admirable qualities
I can't help but imagine
What things might be like
In alternate realities

[RAINBOW DASH]
I'm Princess Rainbow Dash
And I've got loads of princess cash
My reign is going to last
‘Til I eventually get bored
But that'll be quite hard
Because my royal guard
Is fearless 'cause I've armed
Them all with magic laser swords

I don't waste time
So if you want to feel alive
Then I highly suggest you ride
The new high-speed Friendship Express
And all your mail will arrive
From anywhere in 45 minutes or less

[RARITY]
I'm Princess Rarity
Look how I stylishly
Enact my policies
To make sure everypony's fine
And all Equestria knows
As the economy grows
We'll give out fabulous clothes
But none more glamorous than mine

I use my store business
Knowledge and know-how for this
Mining gems helps us afford the
Sleekest homes and latest tech
And so to keep you ponies gorgeous
You all get a big enormous bonus check

[FLUTTERSHY]
I'm Princess Fluttershy
Thank you for stopping by
I'm here to always try
To do the very best I can
I'm conquering my shyness
Just to spread some kindness
But why they call me highness
I will never understand

It's who I am
To help my friends across the land
By making nests and burrows and
A bunch of natural preserves
'Cause a home that's safe and grand
Is just what each and every animal deserves

[TWILIGHT]
They gave me a crown
But I have to disagree
With the message that it sends
I'm not any stronger
Or more qualified
Than any of my friends

I can't help but imagine
What alternate realities might have been
Someday I'll find a way to be okay with the one I'm living in (x2)

[APPLEJACK]
I'm Princess Applejack
And I know for a fact
I've always got y'all's back
Until the universe explodes
New infrastructure's coming
To keep businesses running
So I'm fixing all the plumbing
And repairing all the roads

Now Apple Bloom
Is technically royalty too
She gets a super awesome room
Just like Big Mac and Granny Smith
And this here magic horn, who knew
I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with

[PINKIE PIE]
I'm Princess Pinkie Pie
And if you're wondering why
There's glitter in the sky
It's 'cause I think it's really cool
It's Friday all the time
All legislation has to rhyme
My throne is made of slime
And Gummy's in the castle pool

This is terrific
Palace food is sugarrific
The cupcakes, to be specific
Helped us win an epic war
So I'm staying optimistic
That my chefs will bake significantly more

[OTHERS]
I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer
Princess Sunset Shimmer
Princess Shining Armor?
Princess Trixie Lulamoon
I'm Princess Coco Pommel
I'm Princess Sweetie Belle
And Apple Bloom as well
And also Princess Scootaloo

[TWILIGHT]
Princess Cheerilee, Princess Rara
Princess Spike and Princess Babs
And Princess Diamond Tiara
Princess Mom and Princess Dad
Princess, princess, princess, princess (x9999999)

[RARITY]
Twilight, you're the leader we admire
Who protects, serves, and defends

[PINKIE PIE]
You're really good
But if you ever need advice
You can always call up any of your friends

[TWILIGHT]
(spoken: Thanks, guys.)
It's fun to imagine what all of these alternate realities might have been
But hey, I got to say I'm okay with the one I'm living in
(x2)
But what the hay, I got to say I'll be more or less okay with the one I'm living in