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[TWILIGHT]
So I'm a princess
Am I right for this job?
I guess it all depends
I've got my pros and cons
But why'd they choose me?
They could have picked literally any of my friends
They also have their strengths
And their weaknesses
They have admirable qualities
I can't help but imagine
What things might be like
In alternate realities
[RAINBOW DASH]
I'm Princess Rainbow Dash
And I've got loads of princess cash
My reign is going to last
‘Til I eventually get bored
But that'll be quite hard
Because my royal guard
Is fearless 'cause I've armed
Them all with magic laser swords
I don't waste time
So if you want to feel alive
Then I highly suggest you ride
The new high-speed Friendship Express
And all your mail will arrive
From anywhere in 45 minutes or less
[RARITY]
I'm Princess Rarity
Look how I stylishly
Enact my policies
To make sure everypony's fine
And all Equestria knows
As the economy grows
We'll give out fabulous clothes
But none more glamorous than mine
I use my store business
Knowledge and know-how for this
Mining gems helps us afford the
Sleekest homes and latest tech
And so to keep you ponies gorgeous
You all get a big enormous bonus check
[FLUTTERSHY]
I'm Princess Fluttershy
Thank you for stopping by
I'm here to always try
To do the very best I can
I'm conquering my shyness
Just to spread some kindness
But why they call me highness
I will never understand
It's who I am
To help my friends across the land
By making nests and burrows and
A bunch of natural preserves
'Cause a home that's safe and grand
Is just what each and every animal deserves
[TWILIGHT]
They gave me a crown
But I have to disagree
With the message that it sends
I'm not any stronger
Or more qualified
Than any of my friends
I can't help but imagine
What alternate realities might have been
Someday I'll find a way to be okay with the one I'm living in (x2)
[APPLEJACK]
I'm Princess Applejack
And I know for a fact
I've always got y'all's back
Until the universe explodes
New infrastructure's coming
To keep businesses running
So I'm fixing all the plumbing
And repairing all the roads
Now Apple Bloom
Is technically royalty too
She gets a super awesome room
Just like Big Mac and Granny Smith
And this here magic horn, who knew
I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with
[PINKIE PIE]
I'm Princess Pinkie Pie
And if you're wondering why
There's glitter in the sky
It's 'cause I think it's really cool
It's Friday all the time
All legislation has to rhyme
My throne is made of slime
And Gummy's in the castle pool
This is terrific
Palace food is sugarrific
The cupcakes, to be specific
Helped us win an epic war
So I'm staying optimistic
That my chefs will bake significantly more
[OTHERS]
I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer
Princess Sunset Shimmer
Princess Shining Armor?
Princess Trixie Lulamoon
I'm Princess Coco Pommel
I'm Princess Sweetie Belle
And Apple Bloom as well
And also Princess Scootaloo
[TWILIGHT]
Princess Cheerilee, Princess Rara
Princess Spike and Princess Babs
And Princess Diamond Tiara
Princess Mom and Princess Dad
Princess, princess, princess, princess (x9999999)
[RARITY]
Twilight, you're the leader we admire
Who protects, serves, and defends
[PINKIE PIE]
You're really good
But if you ever need advice
You can always call up any of your friends
[TWILIGHT]
(spoken: Thanks, guys.)
It's fun to imagine what all of these alternate realities might have been
But hey, I got to say I'm okay with the one I'm living in
(x2)
But what the hay, I got to say I'll be more or less okay with the one I'm living in
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2. |
Drawing Stick Ponies
00:33
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First you draw an oval
Then you draw another oval
Then you draw the cheap stick legs
Then you draw the cheap stick face
And then you draw the tail, and the mane, and the ears, and then you’re done
Unless you’re a pegasus and then you draw a wing and then you’re done
Unless you’re a unicorn then you draw the horn and then you’re done!
Drawing stick ponies is fun!
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Raise Your Plushie
03:45
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Throw your plush up in the air
And wave it like you just don’t care
(x4)
Throw your plush up in the air
(x2)
One
In the air
Two
In the air
Three
In the air
Everypony raise your plush!
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Throw your plush up in the air
And wave it like you just don’t care
(x4)
Throw your plush up in the air
(x2)
One
In the air
Two
In the air
Three
In the air
Everypony raise your plush!
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[RAINBOW DASH]
You can let some cloven-hooved Storm King tell you how to live your lives, or you can be awesome again!
I know the world can get you down
Things don't work out quite the way that you thought
Feeling like all your best days are done
Your fears and doubts are all you've got
But there's a light
Shining deep inside
Beneath those fears and doubts
So just squash 'em
And let it shine
For all the world to see
That it is time
Yeah, time to be awesome
[MANE 6]
Ah, ah, ah-ah awesome!
It's time to be so awesome!
Ah, ah, ah-ah awesome!
It's time to be so awesome!
Awesome!
(x8)
[RAINBOW DASH]
It’s going to be SO AWESOME!
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[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
You've no idea how hard it's been
(It's time to be awesome!)
This dull routine we've been forced to do
[RAINBOW DASH]
Don't let them rob you of who you are
Be awesome, it's all up to you
(Awesome, so awesome!)
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
You've no idea how hard it's been
(It's time to be awesome!)
This dull routine we've been forced to do
[RAINBOW DASH]
Don't let them rob you of who you are
Be awesome, it's all up to you
(Awesome!)
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
I feel the light
Stirring deep inside
It's like a tale still yet to be told
(It's time to be awesome)
[RAINBOW DASH & CAPTAIN CELAENO]
And now it's time
To break the shackles free
And start living like the brave and the bold!
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
I feel the light
Stirring deep inside
It's like a tale still yet to be told
(It's time to be awesome)
[RAINBOW DASH & CAPTAIN CELAENO]
And now it's time
To break the shackles free
And start living like the brave and the bold!
[MANE 6]
It's time to be awesome!
Let loose, be true, so awesome!
It's time to be awesome!
Go big, be you, so awesome!
Awesome (x8)
[RAINBOW DASH]
Aww, yeah!
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[MULLET]
We used to soar through the clouds in the skies
[LIX SPITTLE]
Elaborate schemes we would love to devise
[BOYLE]
We rescued our treasure and stored it away
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
Saving those gemstones for a rainy day
(Awesome, so awesome!)
[MULLET]
We used to soar through the clouds in the skies
[LIX SPITTLE]
Elaborate schemes we would love to devise
[BOYLE]
We rescued our treasure and stored it away
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
Saving those gemstones for a rainy day
(…for a rainy day)
[EVERYONE]
We see that light
Filling up our skies
[RAINBOW DASH]
So take the Storm King's orders and toss 'em
[EVERYONE]
'Cause it's the time to let our colors fly
[CAPTAIN CELAENO]
Hey scallywags, it's time to be awesome!
(Hey!)
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5. |
What the Hay
04:03
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hi princesses can u help with the party
lol no
what the hay
hi im sia
hi sia
oh no wat is that
hi we are evil
here is tempsst!!
now give ur magic
no
ok then i zap you
oh no
oh no
lunna, go find the hippo-
oh no
oh no
seeya sia
what the hay
what the hay
what the hay
yay camping
but first photos
and now camping
yay i got photos
and some dna too baby
hohohohohohoho
yay cloning
we exist now
go find elemetns of harmony
then i will be queen and have revenge
hohohohohohohohoho
yay camping
i will help this bird and then back to camping
oh no where is the camping
i will beat them to the camping
tell me where the elements are
ok
rainbow dish help me find the camping
nope lol
what the hay
hohoho
what the hay
TPressleyJ
what the hay
what the hay
what the hay
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
mine
oh no twilight :(
jk im fine lol
at least i can do a revenge
no youre mean
i zap you
he ded
...griffs!
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What the Hay VIP
04:48
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yay field trip
i use my magic so we can walk on clouds
are you sure this is safe
yes its 100% safe my magic never fails
aaaaaaaaa
i zap you (x9999999)
oh no trike
lets go to tartarus to stop trike
ok
i am the principal now lol
stoplight your in charge
i am the principal now lol
i am the principal now lol
stoplight says i am the principal now lol
what the hay
what the hay
what the hay
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vip
*squee*
e
what the hay
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i am the principal now lol
wow look at all the scary monsters
hello ponies what are you doing here
our magic is disappering
tell us whats happening
it wasn’t me
it was cozy glow hahahaha
what the hay
lets help crazy glue stop chancellor nasa
i will use friendship to take over the world mwahaha
lets help chancellor nasa stop crazy glue
i am the principal now lol
what the hay
but didn’t you try to shut down the shcool that one time
uhhhhhh
yes good point crazy glue
then everypony
get him
oh no
ouch
ouch
ouch
ouch
i said ouch
nasa your under arrest
what the hay
we save you
what the hay
and crazy glue is the one stealing all the magic
say it
what the actual hay
what the actual hay
what the actual hay
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tpressleyj
riddim
*boop*
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oh hi derek
NOOOOOOOO—
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