[TWILIGHT] So I'm a princess Am I right for this job? I guess it all depends I've got my pros and cons But why'd they choose me? They could have picked literally any of my friends They also have their strengths And their weaknesses They have admirable qualities I can't help but imagine What things might be like In alternate realities [RAINBOW DASH] I'm Princess Rainbow Dash And I've got loads of princess cash My reign is going to last ‘Til I eventually get bored But that'll be quite hard Because my royal guard Is fearless 'cause I've armed Them all with magic laser swords I don't waste time So if you want to feel alive Then I highly suggest you ride The new high-speed Friendship Express And all your mail will arrive From anywhere in 45 minutes or less [RARITY] I'm Princess Rarity Look how I stylishly Enact my policies To make sure everypony's fine And all Equestria knows As the economy grows We'll give out fabulous clothes But none more glamorous than mine I use my store business Knowledge and know-how for this Mining gems helps us afford the Sleekest homes and latest tech And so to keep you ponies gorgeous You all get a big enormous bonus check [FLUTTERSHY] I'm Princess Fluttershy Thank you for stopping by I'm here to always try To do the very best I can I'm conquering my shyness Just to spread some kindness But why they call me highness I will never understand It's who I am To help my friends across the land By making nests and burrows and A bunch of natural preserves 'Cause a home that's safe and grand Is just what each and every animal deserves [TWILIGHT] They gave me a crown But I have to disagree With the message that it sends I'm not any stronger Or more qualified Than any of my friends I can't help but imagine What alternate realities might have been Someday I'll find a way to be okay with the one I'm living in (x2) [APPLEJACK] I'm Princess Applejack And I know for a fact I've always got y'all's back Until the universe explodes New infrastructure's coming To keep businesses running So I'm fixing all the plumbing And repairing all the roads Now Apple Bloom Is technically royalty too She gets a super awesome room Just like Big Mac and Granny Smith And this here magic horn, who knew I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with [PINKIE PIE] I'm Princess Pinkie Pie And if you're wondering why There's glitter in the sky It's 'cause I think it's really cool It's Friday all the time All legislation has to rhyme My throne is made of slime And Gummy's in the castle pool This is terrific Palace food is sugarrific The cupcakes, to be specific Helped us win an epic war So I'm staying optimistic That my chefs will bake significantly more [OTHERS] I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer Princess Sunset Shimmer Princess Shining Armor? Princess Trixie Lulamoon I'm Princess Coco Pommel I'm Princess Sweetie Belle And Apple Bloom as well And also Princess Scootaloo [TWILIGHT] Princess Cheerilee, Princess Rara Princess Spike and Princess Babs And Princess Diamond Tiara Princess Mom and Princess Dad Princess, princess, princess, princess (x9999999) [RARITY] Twilight, you're the leader we admire Who protects, serves, and defends [PINKIE PIE] You're really good But if you ever need advice You can always call up any of your friends [TWILIGHT] (spoken: Thanks, guys.) It's fun to imagine what all of these alternate realities might have been But hey, I got to say I'm okay with the one I'm living in (x2) But what the hay, I got to say I'll be more or less okay with the one I'm living in

First you draw an oval Then you draw another oval Then you draw the cheap stick legs Then you draw the cheap stick face And then you draw the tail, and the mane, and the ears, and then you’re done Unless you’re a pegasus and then you draw a wing and then you’re done Unless you’re a unicorn then you draw the horn and then you’re done! Drawing stick ponies is fun!

Throw your plush up in the air And wave it like you just don’t care (x4) Throw your plush up in the air (x2) One In the air Two In the air Three In the air Everypony raise your plush! ---------- Throw your plush up in the air And wave it like you just don’t care (x4) Throw your plush up in the air (x2) One In the air Two In the air Three In the air Everypony raise your plush!

[RAINBOW DASH] You can let some cloven-hooved Storm King tell you how to live your lives, or you can be awesome again! I know the world can get you down Things don't work out quite the way that you thought Feeling like all your best days are done Your fears and doubts are all you've got But there's a light Shining deep inside Beneath those fears and doubts So just squash 'em And let it shine For all the world to see That it is time Yeah, time to be awesome [MANE 6] Ah, ah, ah-ah awesome! It's time to be so awesome! Ah, ah, ah-ah awesome! It's time to be so awesome! Awesome! (x8) [RAINBOW DASH] It’s going to be SO AWESOME! ---------- [CAPTAIN CELAENO] You've no idea how hard it's been (It's time to be awesome!) This dull routine we've been forced to do [RAINBOW DASH] Don't let them rob you of who you are Be awesome, it's all up to you (Awesome, so awesome!) [CAPTAIN CELAENO] You've no idea how hard it's been (It's time to be awesome!) This dull routine we've been forced to do [RAINBOW DASH] Don't let them rob you of who you are Be awesome, it's all up to you (Awesome!) [CAPTAIN CELAENO] I feel the light Stirring deep inside It's like a tale still yet to be told (It's time to be awesome) [RAINBOW DASH & CAPTAIN CELAENO] And now it's time To break the shackles free And start living like the brave and the bold! [CAPTAIN CELAENO] I feel the light Stirring deep inside It's like a tale still yet to be told (It's time to be awesome) [RAINBOW DASH & CAPTAIN CELAENO] And now it's time To break the shackles free And start living like the brave and the bold! [MANE 6] It's time to be awesome! Let loose, be true, so awesome! It's time to be awesome! Go big, be you, so awesome! Awesome (x8) [RAINBOW DASH] Aww, yeah! ---------- [MULLET] We used to soar through the clouds in the skies [LIX SPITTLE] Elaborate schemes we would love to devise [BOYLE] We rescued our treasure and stored it away [CAPTAIN CELAENO] Saving those gemstones for a rainy day (Awesome, so awesome!) [MULLET] We used to soar through the clouds in the skies [LIX SPITTLE] Elaborate schemes we would love to devise [BOYLE] We rescued our treasure and stored it away [CAPTAIN CELAENO] Saving those gemstones for a rainy day (…for a rainy day) [EVERYONE] We see that light Filling up our skies [RAINBOW DASH] So take the Storm King's orders and toss 'em [EVERYONE] 'Cause it's the time to let our colors fly [CAPTAIN CELAENO] Hey scallywags, it's time to be awesome! (Hey!)

hi princesses can u help with the party lol no what the hay hi im sia hi sia oh no wat is that hi we are evil here is tempsst!! now give ur magic no ok then i zap you oh no oh no lunna, go find the hippo- oh no oh no seeya sia what the hay what the hay what the hay yay camping but first photos and now camping yay i got photos and some dna too baby hohohohohohoho yay cloning we exist now go find elemetns of harmony then i will be queen and have revenge hohohohohohohohoho yay camping i will help this bird and then back to camping oh no where is the camping i will beat them to the camping tell me where the elements are ok rainbow dish help me find the camping nope lol what the hay hohoho what the hay TPressleyJ what the hay what the hay what the hay mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine oh no twilight :( jk im fine lol at least i can do a revenge no youre mean i zap you he ded ...griffs!

yay field trip i use my magic so we can walk on clouds are you sure this is safe yes its 100% safe my magic never fails aaaaaaaaa i zap you (x9999999) oh no trike lets go to tartarus to stop trike ok i am the principal now lol stoplight your in charge i am the principal now lol i am the principal now lol stoplight says i am the principal now lol what the hay what the hay what the hay ---------- vip *squee* e what the hay ---------- i am the principal now lol wow look at all the scary monsters hello ponies what are you doing here our magic is disappering tell us whats happening it wasn’t me it was cozy glow hahahaha what the hay lets help crazy glue stop chancellor nasa i will use friendship to take over the world mwahaha lets help chancellor nasa stop crazy glue i am the principal now lol what the hay but didn’t you try to shut down the shcool that one time uhhhhhh yes good point crazy glue then everypony get him oh no ouch ouch ouch ouch i said ouch nasa your under arrest what the hay we save you what the hay and crazy glue is the one stealing all the magic say it what the actual hay what the actual hay what the actual hay ---------- tpressleyj riddim *boop* ---------- oh hi derek NOOOOOOOO—